When you're walking by your friend and you're both looking really good that day

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

Just when you thought you have seen it all

I need to sit right... here.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

When you can't remember the bomb code

It has trust problems