When my airplane lands but we've been sitting on tarmac for over 25 minutes

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I'm going to nail this jump!

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

Black I

I just remembered this gem of a game, now to get a gameboyadvance and find this

I need to sit right... here.

What a difference 3 years makes

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

It has trust problems