Sorry, do you maybe got cough candy?

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

The devil's pool

I need to sit right... here.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

When you and your buddy got those sweet Critical Hits