My 17 y/o dog didn't wake up this morning.

I'm going to nail this jump!

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

Just when you thought you have seen it all

I need to sit right... here.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

When your gf boasts about your sexual talents in front of your friends

I just remembered this gem of a game, now to get a gameboyadvance and find this

What a difference 3 years makes