To all those people that have those Segways that seem to be all the rage now

I'm going to nail this jump!

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

Just when you thought you have seen it all

I need to sit right... here.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

When your gf boasts about your sexual talents in front of your friends

I just remembered this gem of a game, now to get a gameboyadvance and find this

What a difference 3 years makes