When she says that I'm the best she has ever had.

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

The devil's pool

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I need to sit right... here.

When you and your buddy got those sweet Critical Hits

I genuinly can't choose. Why not both?