"They tried to erase my memory but shit like that won't go away easily."

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

I need to sit right... here.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

When you and your buddy got those sweet Critical Hits

The best part of "Kingsman"... Hanna Alstrom

I used to think Chris Pine was the hottest Chris until I saw this gif