When my wife tells me to quit messing around and smile for our picture

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

I need to sit right... here.

Your immune system on the hunt

I used to think Chris Pine was the hottest Chris until I saw this gif

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

The devil's pool

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.