My wife and I seem to have moved to a neighborhood full of middle schoolers. This sums up the night's visitors.

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

I need to sit right... here.

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

I used to think Chris Pine was the hottest Chris until I saw this gif

When you and your buddy got those sweet Critical Hits

I genuinly can't choose. Why not both?