"I... I hurt it... I betrayed it... I must now nurture it..."

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

I need to sit right... here.

Your immune system on the hunt

I used to think Chris Pine was the hottest Chris until I saw this gif

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

The devil's pool

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.