Some Facebook posts I've seen since the recent WHO announcement on processed meats.

When she cancels Netflix and Chill

I'm going to nail this jump!

I'll just throw this pizza into a microwave across the street.

I saw my girlfriend's virtual spin instructor stare into my soul last night.

Natalie Dormer skirt lift

The devil's pool

I need to sit right... here.

It's even funnier when 4 of those 8 hours are spent marathoning Netflix or Hulu.

When your friends ask you to babysit their spoiled brat.

When you and your buddy got those sweet Critical Hits