When you hear the pizza guy coming.
When it's finally warm outside
The typical response girls give after guys ask for anal.
My new favorite shirt design
Give me a samoyed puppy hug
Me after getting paid and calculating the expenses this month..
The very definition of ain't even mad
Carrying your bride at the wedding...
The police has an insane flashlight budget
A hungry pot grabs a healthy snack
Female teacher knees kid behind his back.
Visualization of the magnetic field
Go home panda, you're drunk.